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In Bed
You know the little game of adding the words "in bed" to the end of your fortune cookie prediction? Well here is one I got the other day in my fortune cookie from Pan Wok Express:
......in bed.
Wahoo! My dreams of becoming a successful prostitute may actually become a reality! Michael and I were watching "America's Got Talent" a bit ago. I am actually not a big fan of the show, except when people are horrible and get verbally slaughtered on national TV. That part is fun. Anyways, we were watching and a woman got through to Vegas. Are you curious what her "talent" is? Pole dancing, baby. So if she can survive a reality TV show through pole dancing, who knows how far I can go with my prostitution!......And then Katie and I went to Pei Wei for dinner last night and my fortune was related- said something about me being generous (in bed). Maybe I will be so successful as a prostitute because of my generous nature in bed. Hey- the fortune said so! And fortune cookes never lie! Those Chinese restaurants really know what they are talking about.Much Love!
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3 comments:
Any post that includes pole dancing, prostitution, and my wife is awesome. This meets those criteria. Now if only you mentioned Jessica Alba ;)
LT beat me to it. Any post that includes pole dancing, prostitution, and his wife is AWESOME!
Maybe I should learn to pole dance and prostitute myself? Well, maybe just pole dance because if I prostituted myself then I would break my wedding vows. And who wants to do that?
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